I have two-time travel theories. And you already know one of them.
I think this mofo was a time traveler. Gene Roddenberry, not the Stewart guy who is a doppelganger for a dude who kissed me at a sex party.
I think Star Trek and Star: The Next Generation and Deep Space Nine and Voyager were his history tales. Like if I went back 500 years and stood before the assembled masses as the slave ships./….okay, wait…ratchet that back another 200 years. I then stand in front of Kings and Queens and write tales of General Hospital and Abraham Lincoln and Terminator and Buffy The Vampire Slayer and I sew this tale all up into a neat little serial that kept printing and printing and printing and I became this legend.
Roddenberry is telling us his future from the 2300–2500, meaning he came from maybe 2500. I would submit this is why the films get a little wonky afterward.
So he got here, somehow and needs to make some bread so he starts recounting tales from his past-future.
Why haven’t his people come and?—-I don’t fucking know.
I have a doppelganger Patrick Stewart French kissing tale from when I was a sober stripper who frequented an upscale sex club in Manhattan in a penthouse—-I’m not nerd enough to figure this bs out.
Anywho back to my second theory.
I was watching something about evolution and it talked about that as time goes on, like thousands of years, we’ll get shorter, thinner our eyes bigger and our heads bigger.
I think these mofos are US in the future and we time travel back in ships that we see as UFOs now and we snatch up folk and probe and stuff but maybe we have rules about interference on a big scale.
That’s my theories.
I’m probably right.
Why?
Because it’s just simple enough to be right. People get too complicated in this.
Smile, Kyle
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