Saturday, September 28, 2024

My Husband Cheated On Me With His Str8 Bestfriend So I Leaked His X-Tape on The Kyle Phoenix Blog

 



1. Everyone is under 30 so it will already be ALLLLLLLLLLL kinds of messy and immature. i was an LGBT Youth Coordinator----it was the most tawdry, simpleminded soap opera ever. When anyone under 30 says they're getting married---nod politely. But make sure you keep asking them about their "first husband".


2. Gero is fine AND French. Ok, lean in, pun'kin, let me tell you about the hex on that man---people---men and women will give Gero time, food, clothing, cars, bus fare, oxygen and a kidney---he's that fine. Oh, and he's French. See Omar's mistake was even bringing the word monogamy NEAR Gero. Notice Gero wet BACK to the DL----Kelvin----dude. (Who's probably on a 72 hold/suicide watch.) There is no way on this here Lord's green Earth monogamy can ever be expected of Gero. if it happens then that's like when you buy a candy bar and a scratch off ticket and win $1 million dollars. Probably never going to happen but it ight...but probably not.

3. Omar---one, he cute too but he ain't French and Gero's French mama taught him not to tattoo up the neck and across the face---proving who comes from a better home and is more mentally stable. When will the gays start taking tattoo evidence---across the face (Orlando Brown) as evidence of ticky ticky boom boom.

4. This an interesting confluence of sex, homosexuality, internationality, ticky ticky boom boom, Gero (Lawd, he fine) and how this whole DOMA---get a Visa is gonna get messy in the next 20 years with men who don't know how to be married, set up a home and not post their lives and indiscretions all over the internet and on their phones. I literally can't remember all the messy I've done and thank God there's no video evidence.

My final point: Gero is fine AND French----oh, that's a hurricane tongue right there, yes, sirrah! (Omar a'ight but obviously cray-ray. Though you have to give him a dirty high five for that video revenge.)

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