- I once stood up in the bed afterward and applauded.
- I once gave a struggling student a thank you card full of cash the second go round.
- I once sent a framed painting a week later.
- I'm good for flowers, Fresh Direct weeks worth of groceries.
- I once spent a year finding lookalikes to past crushes with the same Zodiac signs to have sex with reasonable doppelgangers to create metaphoric closure. Literally metaphysical, psychological OCD.
- I once, badly, serenaded a guy under his bedroom window.
- I've spent untold thousands on small gifts, books, five-star dinners, tickets to concerts, Broadway shows (I generally say a friend gave me two tickets so guys don’t feel weird about us having different expenditure limits).
- I once slept soundly.
- I once compared notes with a guys roommate, they were unbeknownst to me, visiting alternate days.
- I once got applause from everyone present and active in the group.
I have yet to cry. But I’m young.....
And frisky.
Give me time.
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